April, 2011 - Toledo, Ohio
A dog of unknown parentage gets loose and is totes chasing people. This is so freaking epic that police are called to enforce the rule of law - dogs don't run loose, and they certainly don't get away with chasing people!
The police arrive and notice the dog chasing kids. This dog is so dangerous that some of those kids broke a sweat or maybe scuffed a knee or something. In an attempt at fighting the stupid with logic, police tell the parents to get their kids inside. But the parents or kids don't listen and instead of moving the children themselves, police take it upon themselves to just go ahead and execute the dog.