Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Holly Police Shoot Large Dog for Growling


Holly, Michigan
May, 2011

Breed: Unknown, large dog

Two officers were investigating an assault when a neighbor’s large dog approached them, apparently showing its pearly whites and asking them to leave, please, with growls.

The officers yelled at the owner of the dog to contain him but the owner was apparently too busy being an asshole to comply.

So instead the poor dog was shot when he charged. The officers helped get the dog to a vet but the dog was not salvageable and later died.

Dog Kill Dog Who Boarded Bus and Bit Children



Prince George County, Maryland
May, 2011

Breed; American Bulldog, erroneously reported as a Pit Bull

A dog somehow got onto a bus and bit a few students, thankfully only resulting in minor injuries. Police arrived, felt they could not contain the dog, shot him three times and as he lay dying, shot him a fourth time to kill him.

Bridgeton Police Shoot Dog in Foot


Bridgeton,  New Jersey
May, 2011

Breed:Described as a Pit Bull

The burglary of people’s possessions seems to take backseat in order to report on a dog getting shot for not doing anything but “lunging” so viciously, he didn’t hurt anyone. The officer shot the dog in the foot, but the dog will be fine.

SWAT Team Kill Dog For Standing Up


Durham, North Carolina
April, 2011

Breed: Labrador Retriever

Since this dog is a socially acceptable breed, everyone is all pissed off that she was shot and killed by SWAT! If the dog was a Pit Bull, Sheba’s death because she stood up would have been chalked up to being, you know, one of those dogs.

Sheba is seen in the video standing up and bam! SWAT officers immediately open fire on the non-threatening, standing dog, killing her.

The gun was fired in the direction of exposed bystanders.

Allentown Police Shoot Dog For Running


Allentown, Pennsylvania
May 19, 2011

Breed: Dog described as a Pit Bull

Officers shot and killed a dog because he moved or something. The dog “ran towards” an officer, which is of course reason enough to shoot him multiple times.

Eden Police Officer Shoot Dog B/c He Thought It Was a Pit Bull


Eden, North Carolina
May 23, 2011

Breed: Dog described as an American Bulldog Mix

An off-duty police officer killed a dog, shooting him four times because he thought the dog was a Pit Bull, not because the dog actually injured anyone. The dog was running loose with a Lab mix, who was not shot

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Asheville Campus Police Acts a Hero, Shoots a Dog in the Face

April, 2011 - Asheville, North Carolina

A dog described as a Pit Bull (ZOMG! RUN FOR THE HILLS) jumped out of the back of a truck where he was just chilling. Yo, dog guardian, don't be a jack ass and leave your dog untethered and unattended in the back of your truck. Problem solved.

But instead problem emerged. The dog chased some people and eventually did bite one person in the hand.

In an act of BRAVERY so amazing, an award will be made in his honor, a campus security police officer lured the dog away undoubtedly by waving his arm in front of the dog as bait! When the dog meandered over, the officer had to defend himself from the walking brute by shooting the dog right in the face!

The dog will live, because he is a Pit Bull and as all creepy anti-pit bull zealots tell us, they are a speshul breed!

Toledo Police Kill Dog Because Kids Won't Listen

April, 2011 - Toledo, Ohio

A dog of unknown parentage gets loose and is totes chasing people. This is so freaking epic that police are called to enforce the rule of law - dogs don't run loose, and they certainly don't get away with chasing people!

The police arrive and notice the dog chasing kids. This dog is so dangerous that some of those kids broke a sweat or maybe scuffed a knee or something. In an attempt at fighting the stupid with logic, police tell the parents to get their kids inside. But the parents or kids don't listen and instead of moving the children themselves, police take it upon themselves to just go ahead and execute the dog.

German Police Shoot Everything In Sight

April, 2011 - Germany

A woman suffered minor wounds from a dog bite. Police arrived because they heard the words Pit Bull and since the breed is apparently Public Enemy #1, the entire country's police force arrived ready for battle.

So they opened fire. And shot the woman who had, you know, suffered minor wounds from the dog. And they also eventually killed the dog.

Terra Haute Police Shoot Dog

May 1, 2011 - Terra Haute, Indiana

Police will magically investigate themselves fairly in Terra Haute after a dog broke free from her chain and was subsequently shot and killed by a police officer.

The dog was a 4-yr-old Labrador Retriever Chow mix whose only vice was apparently barking at people. The dog was located on her own property when she was shot, because the police officer felt the only way to defend himself from a dog running towards him or barking at him was to pump a few bullets in her.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Police Shoot Charging Dog, Owners Refuse to Let Officers Treat the Dog

March, 2011 - Calgary, Canada -

Officers responding to a noise disturbance in Calgary were faced with an aggressive dog, described as a Rottweiler. Officers requested the dog be put away but instead the door was opened and the dog was allowed out. The dog charged at officers and was shot. Injured, the dog ran back home. Officers then tried to negotiate the release of the dog so they could take him to a veterinarian, but the owner refused. Instead, when the dog finally died, they callously dumped the body outside the house. Nice.

Police Tranquilize Police Dog That Mauled His Handler

March, 2011 - Germany

A Giant Schnauzer turned on his handler, mauling him in a frenzied attack for more than 30 minutes. Witnesses finally alerted police who arrived. They were going to shoot the dog but were concerned about hitting their colleague, so they tranquilized the dog instead.

Police Kill The Dog of a Murder Victim

March, 2011 - Philadelphia -

Police entering the home of a murder victim were accosted by one of three dogs, described as PIt Bulls. The dog was shot and killed. The majority of the dogs - the other two - did not attempt to harm anyone and were taken to animal control.